Why?

Why does Connor sometimes sound like a little puppy yipping? Why does Connor play fetch like a dog? Why do I still even have a "that time" of the month? Why does Shanni feel the need to pin me down all night with her body when I really don't want her to? Why does she also feel the need to jump up on the couch with me and then proceed to stick her butt in my face giving me a way too up close and personal view of the One-Eyed Wonder? Why can't I ever feel just comfortable instead of being too hot or too cold? Why am I writing all these questions? Why are these things even in my head? Why? Why do I have to pee every half an hour after midnight? Why is my youngest son such a wanker? Why can't I stop typing this?

Ok.....enough of torturing you with why. :-D I'm very tired and should be asleep but nooooo, I had to come here first. Me and my silly little self who is way too tired to be allowed anywhere near a keyboard! Yet, here I am typing away. Ah well, I wanted to make an entry. I shall now go away, turn of the puter and close my eyes. After I close my eyes, I will hold my breath and become slightly tense, waiting for all 12 pounds of Queen Shannon to plop on me. I know she does it on purpose! She wants to see how much MORE mom can sweat at night while sleeping. Shanni, like most cats, puts out a good bit of heat.

Why did I just see something that looked like a big cat zoom around the corner into the kitchen? Why did my heart speed up when I looked over and saw both cats, one on the floor beside the couch and the other curled in a chair? Why is my body tingling so much and not in a good way? Why does every damn thing I feel result in feeling as if I'm being electrocuted? Why does it also result in more pain? Why am I asking questions again?

*hits self really,really hard in the head. Slaps both hands. Listens to two people in my head arguing over which one should get the pleasure of psychically calling both fur babies onto the couch to pin my upper and lower body all night. They also want to keep me up all night arguing because they know how much I LOVE listening to them argue!!!!*