I Did Promise

Ok, I didn't exactly promise, but I did say I'd be back and here I am! :-D

*sigh* Why is it I have NOTHING to say now?! Geez.....All day long I had these ideas popping in and out of my head of what I'd write about when I finally got here. Now I'm here and.....*listens to the crickets chirping gleefully* *blink....blink* Ummmm, yeah. I hate forgetting like I do. If I made a list all day, I would, of course, end up burying said list among the many piles of paper I have lying around me. I'd forget I even wrote a list of "things to discuss on my blog tonight" and then find said list about 2 months from now or whenever I sort through the many piles of paper, whichever comes first.

*looks down* I have my girl fur baby, Fuzzy Butt Shanni lying on me sleeping right now. She began her, I'm going to jump up on the couch and sleep on mommy and no one's gonna stop me not even mommy threatening bodily harm to me will make me move even one millimeter! *takes a deep breath* I really, really don't understand why she gets in these "moods". I can pick her up, toss her on the floor and before I can get my legs over the side of the couch she'll be in my lap again!! I love it when she sleeps with me....honest I do, but sometimes I'm just REALLY not in the mood to be her pillow!!!! In fact, it becomes downright painful for me because I can't move and am stuck in one position which aggravates my already aggravated nerve endings, ending with my pain level slowly climbing. *sigh*

I seriously disappoint myself some days and tonight, or this morning however you look at it, is one of those nights. I start out strong sometimes and end up finishing as a wet floppy noodle.

Ok.....instead of torturing you poor people any longer I am going to just haul my sorry-missing my freaking brain-used as a cat pillow-boring self off. I beg your forgiveness for not being snarky, funny or even mildly amusing tonight. I am going to make a list of "topics" or "things I want to write about" anyway, despite the dangers in doing it. In doing so I might, just maybe have things to keep writing about to make you laugh or think or cry or SOMETHING!!!! Grrrrrrrrrr *stalks off grumbling under breath about my stupid self*